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Help me, Obi-Wan Gormley; you’re my only hope.

Yes, I said it to Minister Eamon Ryan during Leviathan at the Electric Picnic but I will say it again. Green Party, you must get some balls. For all our sakes, be brave – leave this government while you still have a soul. 

If you do not understand that then let me take on the persona of Princess Leia from Star Wars when speaking in a holomessage to General Kenobi: “Years ago, you served the planet in the Global Warming period; now your little green island begs you to help us in our struggle against the Fianna Fail-Bankers-Property developers Empire. I regret that I am unable to present the taxpayers’ request to you in person; but we have fallen passive under an attack of half-truth, financial jargon and PR speak. I’m afraid my mission to bring you to the ordinary people has failed. I’ve placed information vital to the survival of the Irish state  into the memory systems of some brave economists, business people, journalists and brave citizens. My people will know how to retrieve it. You must see this mission to destroy Nama safely delivered to the ECB.  This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Gormley; you’re my only hope.”

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